“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain ”
Today, I was forwarded one of those humor emails that we all get from our friends. Today, though, I read it because it was about dogs, and dogs are cute; meaning I hoped the email would also be cute. I wasn't terribly disappointed, but there were a couple of great quotes in there that I thought might be worth posting here. Here they are in my order of preference:-Mark Twain ”
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner